Dear Rowan:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants outside your office and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your love Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks, and that you have ruined my attempts at another world war. . .
Please Don't Hurt Me.
Signed,
Little Karol
Here's how you do this:
Dear (Somebody you've talked to recently)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12)
(Your name)
Then tag 10 people.
TAG YOU'RE IT!
3 comments:
Dear Carol
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I want your book to be published. I think I realized it when I read about the dough-head Todd and his wretched buddy, John and I saw you and me on Oprah. I'm sure you're kind enough to understand that I have no intention of paying you back for the breakfast you fronted at the pre-read. I'm returning the wad of napkins to you, but I'll keep cafeteria tray as a memory. You should also know that I intend to appear on Oprah with you and tell my side of the story.
Hurry up and finish the dang thing,
Your pre-read friend,
Melanie
Hahaha! For sure, start crafting your side of the story and I promise to refute every bit of it!
As long as Oprah doesn't require a "pitch"...
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