I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants outside your office and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your love Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks, and that you have ruined my attempts at another world war. . .
Please Don't Hurt Me.
Here's how you do this:
Dear (Somebody you've talked to recently)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
Then tag 10 people.
TAG YOU'RE IT!